THE BATTLE OF THE BULGE

I was talking with this lady at the end of my route the other day. We chatted like we had known each other for years. We got on the topic of this website and she said she had a story for me. It made me laugh, so I thought I'd share it with you.

She was riding the bus when two guys came running across the street toward the bus. They were both in their 60's. One was some distance in front of the other guy. The first one gets on the bus, pays his fare and tells the driver to go. The driver said he had to wait for the other guy. The first guy goes back and sits down. The second ol' guy gets on, pays his fare and goes back to where the first guy was sitting. He proceeds to start beating the heck out of the first guy.

All the passengers had a laugh, no doubt, when they hear what the fight was about. Seems the first guy took the second guys' last Viagra and slept with the second guys girlfriend. The real funny part was, he wasn't mad about his buddy sleeping with his girl...he was mad because he took his last Viagra!!

Nothing beats the comedy of real, every day life!